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Kartik Aaryan
Follow UsKartik Aaryan is the new crush of every girl. His charismatic smile and his bindass carefree acting and style have made many girls a swoon over him. Even though his movies are quite anti-girls, he still manages to tickle the funny bone of every girl and make guys relate to his monologues.
He is funny and honest with the characters he plays, making his monologues and dialogues no less than a Bible to boys. Here are 18 Kartik Aaryan dialogues that every boy will relate to and that every girl will laugh over even if those are poked at us only.
In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta ... a happy woman is a myth! Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Any discussion with a woman is an argument! Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh- Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend- Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2
Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X Akaash Vani
Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2
Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh- Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised- Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2
Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta- Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago- Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2
Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai- Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety
Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman- Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na- Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai- Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2
Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai- Pyaar ka Punchnama
Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness- Pyaar Ka Punchnama
Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai- Pyaar Ka Puchnama 2
Inka sabse bada chutiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya? Pyaar ka Punchnama 2
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