It was particularly in the 90s that Bollywood film titles had surpassed all notions of weirdness. Back in the day, human absurdity could be summed up by naming a film. Now, we have found perfect use for these movie names.
Brace yourselves; this might make you cringe, laugh, cry and curse.
1. When you have “the talk” with your parents. #Awkward
2. When you recently discovered what the hype was all about and now you can’t stop asking for it
3. When you don’t have a partner so you go in search of one
4. When foreplay is your second most favourite thing to do (you’ve already guessed the first)
5. When your partner is awesome in bed
6. When she’s extremely happy with how well you’ve performed
7. When your partner’s out of town and you have to resort to fantasising about them
8. When everyone’s doing it in a group
9. When you realise it’s an absolute necessity and you have to convince your partner
10. *The Moment* when he goes down on you
11. When he finishes before you do
12. When it has turned into an addiction
13. When all your partner does is give you false hopes
14. When it happens, ahem, by accident
15. When you get to play it dirty and love it
16. When you’re afraid to ask for it
17. When your partner abandons you in the middle of foreplay *tch tch*
18. For all those with a non-existent sex life!