Johnny Bhai , You've Got Competition From Jamie

Ali Peter John

Strange things have been happening to me during these scary lockdown times and I still don't know how I have survived the worm , the world now knows as Corona . When I take stock of all that has happened to me ,I realise that the best thing that has happened is my falling in love with my mobile which I used to hate (like man like Dev Anand , Dilip Kumar and Gulzar ) and my love for my mobile grew so intense that I even proposed to her and married her not once but thrice in keeping with the tradition set by my great father . We have been having a grand relationship for more than six months and I consider her to be better than many friends and more loyal than many wives I know ......

But yesterday morning when I woke up and looked at her face , she didn't look as pretty and as peaceful as she had been looking for a long time . Her forehead was all in wrinkles , there were several streaks of grey and even white in her hair and there was a certain disappointed look in her eyes which scared me .

I asked her why she was so angry and unhappy and. She looked me in my face and blurted out , "why are you abusing me and ill- treating me by using me to see ugly faces telling the worst of lies ? Why are you making me listen to that horable anchor who screams and shrieks and is loosing his mental balance ? Why don't you only use me to listen to the voices of sanity like Ravish Kumar , Abhisar Sharma and that young man with the fire ,Dr.Kanhaiya Kumar ? There voices are like sweet melodies for me . Change your tastes or I will change you and you will die of loneliness ".I was bewildered by Mrs.Mobile's outburst and tried to find something that would cheer her up and be the same Mrs.Mobile she was when I first married her ....

My efforts to save my life ended in some kind of an unbelievable miracle .I saw Jamie Lever , the beautiful and highly talented daughter of my bhai , Johnny Bhai Lever . Jamie was rocking the stage at the much popular" The Kapil Sharma Show ". And what I saw Jamie doing on stage made my heart dance , made my soul stir up after more than six months and I don't know why I had tears of joy running down my old cheeks .

No other performance in a very very long time had moved me and filled me like the performance of Jamie and even though I couldn't speak because of the many problems my God-given teeth were giving me ,I called up Johnny Bhai who is known for working miracles with his prayers and told him how he had worked the greatest miracle by being the father of Jamie Lever .I could feel the excitement of a father in his voice and I think I could even see him shedding tears of joy . And there were two proud fathers sharing the same feelings about their talented daughters .....

Johnny Bhai was so moved that he not only promised me to send more videos of Jamie's performances all over the world but kept his promise within ten minutes . And what I saw of Jamie was nothing but a believe it or not kind of revolution .

Jamie could mime some of the best legends , stars and celebrities to perfection and bring houses down and make audiences laugh till I could see them holding their stomachs and wiping away the tears from their faces . Jamie was at her best miming the legendary Asha Bhosle , she could emited other big names like Mithun Chakraborty , Karan Johar , Madhuri Dixit , Sridevi , Annu Malik , Kirron Kher and Farah Khan among many others . And what was outstanding about her acts was that non of them tried to make fun and deride her subjects . All adjectives used by Kapil Sharma , the man who has a felicity for words found words difficult to come to him and he had no other way but to join in the applause and the claps of the audience .I wished I could have seen this performance of Jamie live and when I was younger .

This incredible young woman who once wanted to be a gynaecologist is so very good as a singer ,a dancer , an actress and a woman who has a command over several languages and has the emotions and feelings of millions of men , women and children living in her one heart .

GAUTAM ASHA

Anyone who sees her perform will see the great talent of her father reflecting in her performance , it has to because after all she is the daughter of a father who walked out of the slum of Dharavi to conquer the world with his own talent and the blessings of God . Jamie is an ardent admirer of her father who she calls a perfectionist ,a hard worker ,a man dedicated to his craft and a man who has greatest respect for time .

Jamie has also been seen in films like" Kiss Kiss Ko Pyaar Karoon" and "Houseful " and I know how she has stolen the show from right under the famous noses of stars who I believe don't even have an iota of Jamie's talent .

It is eight years now since Jamie has been ruling on her own terms and has created her own world . And in her I see a major typhoon of talent that will throw all the dark and wild winds in her way and one day sit on a throne from where no power will be able to shake her or shift her .

I NOW HOPE TO LIVE A LITTLE LONGER TO WALK UP TO JAMIE AND PRESENT HER WITH THE LARGEST BOUQUET EVER MADE WITH THE BEST FLOWERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD AND BLESSED BY GOD