MERE BADSHAH KE JANAM DIN PAR NANGE PAAV KHUDAH MANNAT KE BAAHAR KAALE CHATTANO PAR KADI DHOOP MEIN CHALKAR LOGO SE POOCH RAHA THA " YE KIS KHUDAH KI SAALGIRAH MANAAI JAA RAHI HAI ?" ...... By Ali Peter John

It was the 56th birthday of Shah Rukh Khan who has more than 56 names as the biggest ever star born in India , other big stars have come and gone and some are still ruling or believe that they are still ruling , but none of them has ruled like this amazing king called King Khan has -  Ali Peter John

News about his superstardom and near godhood must have reached God and made him panic for him to get into the disguise of a fakeer and it was not difficult for him to find "Mannat " which was decorated with lights that could have put the lights of jannat in the shade , khudah dressed as a fakeer had a certain kind of indescribable fear on his bearded face as he walked around and kept looking at the looks of the crowd and then at Mannat and in all his anxiety continued asking people who this Shah Rukh Khan was who was much more popular and powerful than him.

At around noon , khudah started sweating and he asked an ice vendor for a glass of chilled water to drink and the vendor pushed him aside and told him , " kahan se aate hai ye bhikaari log ? Aaj toh hamaare Badshah ka mubarak din hai aur hamaara kamaane ka din hai "

Khudah still had hope of having a glimpse of the man called Shah Rukh Khan who had became a threat to him and his godliness , but when Shah Rukh didn't make an appearance in his balcony till it was time for the sun to set , khudah was desperate and he asked for beautiful girl in the crowd if she could give him something to eat and the girl showed him her thumb and asked him to get away from her sight , with the words , " get away from my sight , you dirty old beggar , you are ruining whatever little chance I have of seeing my king "

This was the last painful straw on the back of poor old khudah and he grumbled and mumbeled and said , " these creations of mine are going too far.

They first had a woman called Lata Mangeshkar who they made God , then they had a God called Dilip Kumar followed by Dev Anand and they had gods like Sunil Dutt and history wife Nargis and only some years ago they had a tall man called , what is that name , yes Amitaav Button and now they have gods like Sonu Sood and the biggest of all their gods , this man with so many names , but best known as Shah Rukh Khan "

Khudah was extremely disturbed by the time it was time for the sun to set and he dived into the sea opposite Mannat and swam till he could hold the hand of the sun and vanished with the sun into some unknown place where he intended to do something serious about his godhood because some one like SRK had given him all the reasons to spend several sleepless nights in his kingdom asking himself questions about what had gone wrong with his power to make and unmake people who he believed were like puppets and dolls in his mighty hands .