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WORST AND MOST SENSELESS BOLLYWOOD DIALOGUES EVER!

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Bollywood films are the perfect dose of entertainment as it comprised of everything you need like beautiful songs, comedy, story, dance, dialogues, action and drama. No doubt, we Indians are just in love with Bollywood films. Even our everyday life is incomplete without those Bollywood dialogues and drama. But as we all the fact that many of our commercially hit Bollywood films are not relatable, realistic or even illogical at times. Although we love to live in that fantasy world at least for those two and a half hour.

But, sometimes the filmmakers made something so bad or worst and illogical that it gets popular and people remember it for years. There are many illogical and ridiculously funny dialogues of Bollywood which are so bad that we actually good and will make you laugh so hard, you’d rather wish you were dead.

So, here we compiled a list of worst Bollywood dialogues ever.

Our Business is our business none of your business (Race 3)

 

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai…Leela ko Ram ke ghar jaana hai (Raam-Leela)

 

Har Family me problem hai, par woh khushnaseeb hote hai jinki family hoti hai (Prem Ratan Dhan Payo)

 

Tu Tu Tu Tara aa gya hai Tiger dobaara (Tiger Zinda Hai)

 

Jagah Bhi Sahi Hai or waqt Bhi, iraada shayd galat hai (Krrish)

 

Javed dudh me nimbu jisne daala paneer uska (Once Upon a Time In Mumbai Dobara)

 

Mere Mann ko Bhaya, mein kutta katke khaya (China Gate)

 

Jo main bolta hoon woh main karta hoon, joh main nahi bolta woh main definitely karta hoon (Rowdy Rathore)

 

Jab Baat ek shareef aadmi ki izzat ki aati hai toh usse bada gunda koi nhi hota (Welcome Back)

 

Jo baat hamari samjh  nahi aati usse hum bezzati samjhte hai (Tashan)

 

Kya karu yaar sabko aati nahi meri jaati nahi (Heropanti) 

 

It’s my way, or sky way (Action Jackson)

 

Pasand Aaya toh dil me warna dimag me bhi nhi  

(Action Jackson)

 

Sooraj mujhe woh haseen dard dedo jise mein kabhi kisi dusre k sath na baant saku (Prem Aggan)

 

Jha dekhi laundiya, nachne lga daandiya (Musafir)

Uske liye degree nahi pedegree chaiye (desi boys)

 

Kutte ka pilla kutta hota hai, sher nahi (Ghaatak)

 

Ab tak hum kisi ke humdard nahi bante na…

Tab tak hum dard se aur dard hum se juda nahi hota  (Ek Villian)

 

Zindagi mein teen cheezein kabhi underestimate nahi karna, “I, me and myself” (Ready)

 

 

Doodh mangoge to hum kheer denge, Kashmir mangoge hum cheer denge (Maa Tujhhe Salaam)

 

Duniya me log acche ya bure nahi hote, bus samajhdaar or chutiye hote hai (Department)

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Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga, jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai (The Xpose)

 

Ravi Kumar langot ka bahot pakka hai, woh bistar par nind ke alava kuch nahi leta  (The Xpose)

 

Don’t fear come near, put my jawaani ka scooter in third gear (Humshakals)

 

Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ke mujh par koi ehsaan na karna!

Tum oxygen aur mai double hydrogen. Hamari chemistry bilkul paani ki tarah hai (Hasee Toh Phasee)

 

Normal logo ke saath raha karo paranormal logo ke saath nahi  (Ragini MMS 2)

 

Tumhara hardware, software banjayega  (Ungli)

 

Police ki goli me itna loha hai ki ek baar thok diya to khoon me kabhi iron ki kami nahi hogi (Shootout At Wadala)

 

Most epic and worst of all Gunda dialogues

 

If we miss out on some dialogues share it in the comment section below.

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